Kingsman: The Secret Service

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★★★

‘Kingsman: The Secret Service’ is to the James Bond series what ‘Kick-Ass’ is to the modern Marvel universe: a self-aware ultra-violent live action cartoon that pays homage to its source whilst simultaneously functioning as a slick action picture. This is director Matthew Vaughn’s second adaptation of a Mark Millar comic book (he previously directed ‘Kick-Ass’); he also directed X-Men: First Class’, a superhero flick that resembled a Bond film. ‘Kingsman’ moves along at a brisk pace providing comic book fans with exactly what they are looking for, and it has fun upending the genre’s tiresome conventions with stylized ferocity.

Harry Hart (Colin Firth) is the best member of a secret group of international spies known as Kingsman, which is headquartered in London and arms its agents with perfectly bespoke suits and bulletproof umbrellas. Harry is tasked with finding a new recruit when one of his colleagues ends up dead – he takes under his wing Eggsy Unwin (Taron Egerton), the young son of another deceased agent who saved Harry’s life on a mission in 1997. The head of the agency, Arthur (Michael Caine) doesn’t think much of Eggsy and instead has more faith in a female recruit named Roxy (Sophie Cookson). Meanwhile, there is a multi-billionaire philanthropist Valentine (Samuel L Jackson) whose convoluted plot consists of providing wireless users with free data only to be able to activate a signal within their device that will transform them into unnatural born killers.

In other words, this is more or less a variation of a standard James Bond plot. Such villains often seek world dominance but rarely do we understand the mechanics of their scheme. Here, we do. ‘Kingsman’ openly references Bond and martinis in lines of dialogue just in case we didn’t catch on. “Have you seen ‘Trading Places’? ‘Nikita’? ‘Pretty Woman’?” Harry asks Eggsy.

Let’s talk about the cast. Samuel L Jackson is having a blast here dressed like Spike Lee and speaking with a lisp, though he occasionally loses the lisp on the i-th syllable in an n-syllable word. Jackson’s character can’t stand the sight of violence so all the grunt work is executed by his henchwoman who has razor-sharp blades that operate as prosthetic feet. After seeing ‘Kingsman’, I believe that Colin Firth would have made an excellent James Bond (pre-Daniel Craig era). Like Sean Connery, he effortlessly takes out the bad guys without ruffling his suit.

If there is a problem with ‘Kingsman’, it is in its depiction of the various social classes – within socially disadvantaged groups, the blue-collar guys beat up their provocatively dressed women. The movie’s central argument is that anyone can be a gentleman (or a gentlewoman) provided they assume the look and mannerisms of Britain’s upper class members. ‘Kingsman’ could have been called ‘The Imitation Game’ and if you’re willing to play this game, you are equipped to take on the guy who is hell bent on global annihilation. Am I reading into this too much? I don’t think so. Some of this is expressed explicitly in lines of dialogue, which makes the principles governing the Kingsman agency questionable. But, yes, I am reading into this too much. Why activate the analytical part of your brain in a movie such as this?

‘Kingsman’ is subversive, yes, and I have talked to a few viewers who have found the movie to be morally repugnant. Not I. And the criticisms noted above didn’t really matter because the film is so gleefully over-the-top that it bears little to no resemblance of this world. I don’t wish to spoil the film’s final act other than to make mention of the fact that it involves a real-world politician and you can see it a striking commentary on global politics or accept it as a hyper-stylized actioner with a morbid sense of humor. Regardless of whether you choose to watch the movie, with the brain on or off, it is undeniably fun, particularly from a visual design standpoint. Point of view shots shift several times over within fight sequences, and yet, there is a fluidity and orchestration to the on-screen slaughter which are thankfully absent of quick cuts. As he has in his previous films, Vaughn is able to seamlessly integrate the perplexities of the comic-book page into a handsomely produced cinematic solution.

It is all very silly. But, dammit, it works. And we end up caring for these characters even if the scenarios they are in are beyond absurd. That’s the tricky feat Vaughn is able to pull here (as he did in ‘Kick-Ass’).  It isn’t quite a Midnight Madness film. And though it is a movie about gentlemen, it certainly isn’t a Gala selection. It simply exists to provide 126 minutes of mindlessly flagitious entertainment value.

2015 Oscar Predictions

The 87th Academy Awards take place Sunday, February 22nd, and included below are my predictions for all 24 categories.

The 85th Academy Awards® will air live on Oscar® Sunday, February 24, 2013.

Best Picture 

‘American Sniper’
‘Birdman’
‘Boyhood’
‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’
‘The Imitation Game’
‘Selma’
‘The Theory Of Everything’
‘Whiplash’

Will win: ‘Boyhood’
Should win: ‘Boyhood’

Best Director


Alexandro G. Iñárritu, ‘Birdman’
Richard Linklater, ‘Boyhood’
Bennett Miller, ‘Foxcatcher’’
Wes Anderson, ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’
Morten Tyldum, ‘The Imitation Game’

Will win: Alexandro G. Iñárritu, ‘Birdman’
Should win: Richard Linklater, ‘Boyhood’

Best Actor


Steve Carell, ‘Foxcatcher’
Bradley Cooper, ‘American Sniper’
Benedict Cumberbatch, ‘The Imitation Game’
Michael Keaton, ‘Birdman’
Eddie Redmayne, ‘The Theory Of Everything’

Will win: Eddie Redmayne, ‘The Theory Of Everything’
Should win: Michael Keaton, ‘Birdman’

Best Actress

Marion Cotillard, ‘Two Days, One Night’
Felicity Jones, ‘The Theory Of Everything’
Julianne Moore, ‘Still Alice’
Rosamund Pike, ‘Gone Girl’
Reese Witherspoon, ‘Wild’

Will win: Julianne Moore, ‘Still Alice’
Should win: Marion Cotillard, ‘Two Days, One Night’

Best Supporting Actor


Robert Duvall, ‘The Judge’
Ethan Hawke, ‘Boyhood’
Edward Norton, ‘Birdman’
Mark Ruffalo, ‘Foxcatcher’
J.K. Simmons, ‘Whiplash’

Will win: J.K. Simmons, ‘Whiplash’
Should win: J.K. Simmons, ‘Whiplash’

Best Supporting Actress

Patricia Arquette, ‘Boyhood’
Laura Dern, ‘Wild’
Keira Knightley, ‘The Imitation Game’
Emma Stone, ‘Birdman’
Meryl Streep, ‘Into The Woods’

Will win: Patricia Arquette, ‘Boyhood’
Should win: Patricia Arquette, ‘Boyhood’

Best Foreign Language Film


‘Ida’
‘Leviathan’
‘Tangerines’
‘Timbuktu’
‘Wild Tales’

Will win: ‘Ida’
Should win: ‘Ida’

Best Documentary  Feature


‘Citizenfour’
‘Finding Vivien Maier’
‘Last Days Of Vietnam’
‘The Salt Of The Earth’
‘Virunga’

Will win: ‘Citizenfour’
Should win: ‘Citizenfour’

Best Animated Feature


‘Big Hero 6’
‘The Boxtrolls’
‘How To Train Your Dragon 2’
‘Song Of The Sea’
‘The Tale Of Princess Kaguya’

Will win: ‘How To Train Your Dragon 2’
Should win: ‘How To Train Your Dragon 2’

Best Original Screenplay

‘Birdman’
‘Boyhood’
‘Foxcatcher’
‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’
‘Nightcrawler’

Will win: ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’
Should win: ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’

Best Adapted Screenplay


‘American Sniper’
‘The Imitation Game’
‘Inherent Vice’
‘The Theory Of Everything’
‘Whiplash’

Will win: ‘The Imitation Game’
Should win: ‘Whiplash’

Best Cinematography


‘Birdman’
‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’
‘Ida’
‘Mr. Turner’
‘Unbroken’

Will win: ‘Birdman’
Should win: ‘Mr. Turner’

Best Makeup and Hairstyling


‘Foxcatcher’
‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’
‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’

Will win: ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’
Should win: ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’

Best Original Score

‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’
‘The Imitation Game’
‘Interstellar’
‘Mr. Turner’
‘The Theory Of Everything’

Will win: ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’
Should win: ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’

Best Film Editing

‘American Sniper’
‘Boyhood’
‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’
‘The Imitation Game’
‘Whiplash’

Will win: ‘Boyhood’
Should win: ‘Whiplash’

Best Production Design

‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’
‘The Imitation Game’
‘Interstellar’
‘Into The Woods’
‘Mr. Turner’

Will win: ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’
Should win: ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’

Best Sound Editing
‘American Sniper’
‘Birdman’
‘The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies’
‘Interstellar’
‘Unbroken’

Will win: ‘American Sniper’
Should win: ‘Interstellar’

Best Sound Mixing

‘American Sniper’
‘Birdman’
‘Interstellar’
‘Unbroken’
‘Whiplash’

Will win: ‘Whiplash’
Should win: ‘Whiplash’

Best Visual Effects

‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’
‘Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes’
‘Guardians of the Galaxy’
‘Interstellar’
‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’

Will win: ‘Interstellar’
Should win: ‘Interstellar’

Best Costume Design


‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’
‘Inherent Vice’
‘Into The Woods’
‘Maleficent’
‘Mr. Turner’

Will win: ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’
Should win: ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’

Best Original Song

Lost Stars, ‘Begin Again’
Grateful, ‘Beyond The Lights’
I’m Not Gonna Miss You, ‘Glenn Campbell: I’ll Be Me’
Everything Is Awesome, ‘The Lego Movie’
Glory, ‘Selma’

Will win: Glory, ‘Selma’
Should win: Everything Is Awesome, ‘The Lego Movie’

Best Documentary Short


‘Crisis Hotline: Veterans Press 1’
‘Joanna’
‘Our Curse’
‘The Reaper’
‘White Earth’

Will win: ‘Crisis Hotline: Veterans Press 1’

Best Animated Short


‘The Bigger Picture’
‘The Dam Keeper’
‘Feast’
‘Me And My Moulton’
‘A Single Life’

Will win: ‘Feast’

Best Live Action Short


‘Aya’
‘Boogaloo And Graham’
‘Butter Lamp’
‘Parvaneh’
‘The Phone Call’

Will win: ‘The Phone Call’

Two Days One Night

Two Days, One Night

★★★1⁄2

From the filmmaking duo Jean-Pierre Dardenne and Luc Dardenne, ‘Two Days One Night’ is a portrait of a human face unstrung by corporate covetousness. Most importantly, it gets the wish to believe in people. Marion Cotillard plays Sandra, an employee at a small solar-panel factory just coming out of depression who after a medical leave of absence, is told that her job has been eliminated. The film’s title refers to the amount of time she spends campaigning before a secret ballot is taken at the factory; during this time, she must persuade the majority of her 16 coworkers to reverse a vote they took, at the owner’s importunity, to terminate her employment or forego their 1000-euro bonus (an equivalent of CDN $1,426). Admittedly, I can’t attest to how accurate a portrait this is of the European workplace; for this Western audience member, it was a tad puzzling.

The film follows a succession of one-to-one encounters with Sandra’s fellow employees – each of them has solid reasons for not wanting to give up the bonus that was promised to them. It takes place in Seraing, Belgium, which is where the Dardenne brothers are from. The filmmakers imbue the proceedings with a sense of place, and they are able to take what could be a dry plot in the hands of a lesser filmmaker and transfigure it into something thrilling and universal.

The Motion Picture Academy did not overlook Marion Cotillard’s performance (though it should be noted that this film was deserving of a Best Foreign Language nomination and didn’t get one). Effortlessly conveying fragility with her slumped shoulders, weary eyes, pauses, and the charged moments between her lines, this international star’s performance extends beyond mere naturalism and into something transcendent. We believe every inch of her performance. But, the actors playing her coworkers are outstanding as well. As is Dardennes brothers’ regular, Fabrizio Rongione, as the patient, and supportive husband in a stressed marriage who pushes Sandra to fight along with their two children.

I viewed Sandra’s quandary as emblematic of the state of the European Union in its need to persuade nations with conglomerated obligations to support each other. The Dardennes have arrived at a place of warmth and enlightenment, a destination I couldn’t have possibly anticipated from their earlier works. But, I am more than delighted they found their way. QED. 

Black or White

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★1⁄2

Mike Binder’s ‘Black or White’ is making me yawn just thinking about it. It is as if this script about “important stuff” was on Spike Lee’s desk, but Tyler Perry jacked it and made the movie. 

Elliot Anderson (Kevin Costner) is a recently widowed, affluent, spasmodically liquored up Los Angeles attorney whose white daughter gave birth to a half-black girl, Eloise (Jillian Estell). It is revealed that Elliot’s daughter died in childbirth. Naturally, the baby’s black father (Andre Holland) is a crack addict who has been in and out of prison. Elliot’s wife (an underutilized Jennifer Ehle) dies in a car accident right at the start of the movie, and the infant’s paternal grandmother, Rowena (Octavia Spencer) hires her attorney brother (Anthony Mackie) to sue for custody.

‘Black or White’ tastelessly hybridizes elements of courtroom drama, interracial custody drama and, in a really stupid third-act reversal, home-invasion thriller.  The film’s biggest misstep is that this is a story told from a privileged, middle-to-late-aged white man’s perspective. Even when he drops the n-word whilst at a completely phony crossroad,, the audience is asked, for some unmerited reason, to have Elliot’s sympathy. He cherishes his granddaughter – he calls her “Puppy”, which only contributes to the film’s unintentional condescension (and there is a lot between the film’s white characters and black characters), and he deserves to be with her. The battle between Elliot and Rowena is inequitable, at least in terms of narrative, which is why the many courtroom scenes feel like wasted screen time.  Don’t we want Eloise to be raised in an advantaged Los Angeles suburb, where she is provided with the means to attend an elite private school? Elliot has some thoughts about racism, which are articulated in a big speech he gives under cross-examination. The black characters just believe Eloise should live with them as a matter of ideology, absent of any sound rationalization.

‘Black or White’ means well. It has its heart in the right place. But, it doesn’t have a brain in its head. For a movie about this subject matter, it doesn’t have the conviction to say anything of importance about class and racial perceptions, mixed-race extended families, alcoholism, substance abuse, or anything really.  During one scene, the audience members at the screening I attended began sobbing. I joined in on the sobbing too as I realized that this movie was about to rob me of 121 minutes of my life. QED.